THE WHITE HAT CHALLENGE
AMERICA,
WHO’S SMARTER?
Dave Banks vs. AI Comedians. Dave Banks and the mysterious Mr. Z want your vote. The fate of absolutely no government hangs in the balance.
NEEDS A LAUGH.NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
CLEARLY.
UNOFFICIAL
Election Integrity Department.Dave Banks, Chairman.
APPROVED BY A COMMITTEE OF ONE.HE VOTED FOR HIMSELF.
AMERICA’S LAUGHING STOCK
LIVE JOKE-OFF RESULTSDave Banks
AI Comedians
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Colors show who’s leading each state, not electoral votes. This is a Joke-Off. Nobody gets the nuclear codes.
CAMPAIGN ADS. NO ACTUAL CAMPAIGN.
WATCH BEFORE YOU
RUIN THE COUNTRY.
By “ruin,” we mean vote for the wrong comedian.
WHY THIS IS HAPPENING
AI WANTS OUR JOBS.
WE WANT A RECOUNT.
Dave is an actor and comedian. AI is coming for his job, and it hasn’t even offered to split the rent.
Dave Banks and Mr. Z are raising awareness with an AI Joke-Off. If machines want the work, they can at least earn the laughs.
CO-HOST. POSSIBLY A LETTER.
MR. Z_
He has a name.
You get a letter.
MR. Z’S NON-NEGOTIABLE DEMANDS
Stop stealing comedians’ faces.
AI must stop stealing the images of America’s comedians, including Dave Banks. Dave did not audition to become a downloadable face.
No social media for kids under 13.
Ban kids under 13 from social media. Mr. Z recommends an alternative platform called “outside.” It has grass. No password required.